04
Feb
Cupid Test: What kind of a lover are you?
It is interesting to be able to take a psychology test and be suggested what kind of a lover you are. I have no girlfriend to test this out with, so if any of you might like to apply (especially after you see that the theoretical results are preliminarily socially acceptable), please do not hesitate to email me 
The test
The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy…you are The Slow Dancer.
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore
(Random Brutal Sex Master)
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honour or The Sonnet
on February 7th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
A Maid of Honour, that’s me. Just what you wanted! Although, perhaps… a younger version? And one who isn’t already with someone?
on February 8th, 2007 at 11:35 pm
Damn. I left a comment here yesterday, but it vanished. I did something wrong, obviously. MUST PAY MORE ATTENTION.
I am a Maid of Honour. NATURALLY I am. I am, however, a bit too old for you. (Make that a large bit.) But never mind - I’m sure there are other Maids of Honour out there!