09
Dec
Religious leanings and Punishment Judgement
Well, I got a little bored when the blog went down, so I searched around for some interesting quizzes to completely fill up. After filling some of them out, I thought: why not group the tests together by themes, so that they look more interesting for marketers to harvest?
Therefore, without further ado, here’s what 2 religious related quizzes have rated me:
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You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don’t actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.
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The Dante’s Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
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| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Moderate |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | High |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Low |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Low |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Low |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Moderate |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Low |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
Apparently, being an almost aethist (but satanic) person earns me a place in limbo. While it is better than being burnt to a crisp, I prefer reincarnation, thank you very much. I am a Buddhist through and through, though sometimes when you hear me swear, you would place me far, far away from the virtuous sea of calm…
on December 9th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
Good god (or something), I’m an atheist! What a surprise.
Also, I’m stuck in Limbo, too. (Wasn’t that abolished recently, by the Roman Catholic church?)
Maybe we should start a club for atheist limbo-dwellers.
on December 13th, 2006 at 2:44 am
Oh we couldn’t possibly do that, it will provide just about every religion in the world the chance to put our club on their mailing list