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Mucus.

We love the sticky concoction. Not only does its application range from the rear end of stamps and envelope flaps, its utility extends to lift buttons, door handles and cooking utensils. Kids and adults alike love it for its easy application to our favourite public property, and the camouflaged nature after appropriate exposure for a few hours.

In fact, it is so easy to use, we are not even conscious of it! Because of its widespread popularity, human mucus poises to be the most prevalent compound ever found in the human constructed world. With self-sustaining production capabilities within each and individual occupant of the human world, it is a dire dis-service we are doing to ignore the great capabilities of this substance as the shelter for more than a billion organisms which proudly call it home.

So why wait? Run out to the nearest lift, and spread this life-sustaining substance NOW! Living things will thank you for your benevolent contribution to their living space.

(Disclaimer: Whilst such philanthropic actions may benefit billions of living creatures, the inherent jealous nature of humans will cause them to disapprove your act with extreme stares of disapproval. Let not sour vinegar stop you from charity!)

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