09
May
Ramblings of a geek
Yo guys, this is pkchukiss da geek here. The regular bland guy that you get every day is no more, ya all hear? I kicked him off somewhere for today, so it’s just ya and me, little noobs!
It’s frustrating to get repressed by that boring rants of some call centre, so I’ll tell ya what I think.
The website is crap! Those uber noobies didn’t even bother to code da server properly, and broke da page in FireFox, our goddess. To make matters worse, they had to hail themselves to da devil by supporting Bill Gate’s piece of Satan-ware called Internet Explorer!
You know that boring nerd had to answer queries about why that piece of ******** didn’t work in them browsers; I can’t stand that no more, and he spent such a big effort trying to keep me from thumping the intestine guts out of ‘em.
To make matters worse, them overworked noobs had ta do stupid codings like seperate login pages; like it took a noob to know that ya all commoners prefer a single place to do ya logins ya? But nooooo, they had ta do their utmost to confuse ya all with rubbish they think is l33t. Yup, they ain’t no idea that they pwned themselves big time with their programming.
No ********, they didn’t even know to give notice that they were going to change something to the website. It’s whoooomp, and everything’s down, and I had to sit in that chair and listen as that nerd tried ta apologise for that pathetic server to all them angry callers. We oughta just rip that server out and shoot it to digital wasteland and back, I tell ya.
It ain’t that I am some hotshot, but I’m the uber geek here. You just tell that nerd when he comes back; I know he’ll try to keep me in again, he’s gotta let me outta here every now and then, or else I’ll drive him crazy with mai honest unconstructive views.
Till then, see ya, noobs. I’ll pwn you till you cry.
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