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Headhunted

I probably am going to regret ever bragging about my [ :: IQ test results :: ].

You see, now I am caught in the middle of a inter-branch fight for my services. Plus, I volunteered to edit the battalion ORD magazine (ORD is the term used to describe the end of full-time national service, and the return to the civilian world. Until the next call-up, that is.) To further complicate matters, I was selected for some computer simulation exercise. It is gone now, but just looking at all the work suddenly piled upon me, I think that it is probably a better idea to play the same dumb, stealthy, quiet boy in-the-back-of-the-classroom that I did in school. Did I mention that I still have to clear my Standard Obstacle Course?

You heard me, Timothy. I cannot do Javascript. My grasp of the English language totally stinks. I look forward to doing nothing in the office, taking offs whenever there is SOC or ACCT (Advanced Close Combat Training), playing games whenever I have work to do. Thanks for having me!

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  1. qm branch is the branch for u man :P slack, offs galore some saikang woot

  2. Wahahahaha….there is no escaping now for I the invinsible shall have you in my graps and work you like slave till 9 Apr 2006 and you shall attend all physical trainings and finish up piles of paper work as high as Taipei 101 with min off and max confinements….wahahahaha…if work can’t be finished, there is always an option to extend your ORD…wahahahaha

  3. Oh don’t worry = )

    You’ll never slack! Trust me you just won’t and your character tells me so = P

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